June 2012
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popcornmassacre:
ikilledamanwithatrident:
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
A fucking tangent graph xD
yep thats the joke
Watcholdmanyellsatcloud:
yencid:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
All in one take.
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“Physical attractions are common, but a mental connection is rare.”
– Unknown (via cosmographe)
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zeldabuddy started following you
Thanks :)
the-caniderp replied to your post: Seriously though, this girl won’t be happy until…
I dont know too much about lady pains associated with sex, but maybe she is just super loose. :P
She was supposedly a virgin before this guy. I believe her on that just from some of the things she’s said. Maybe he’s just really small haha.
accuweather started following you
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Seriously though, this girl won’t be happy until she gets pregnant. She’s clearly not smart enough to use protection of any sort. They’ve fucked at least three times now, and that’s not even counting the times they probably did it when I wasn’t in my room (which is right next to hers). Like how the hell are you not in fucking pain right now? It definitely hurt a lot...
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Dear Lisa, please stop having so much sex, I’m trying to sleep.
“I’m the definitive Friends expert in the Merica”
– Zach, drunk.
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Girls who say they’re waiting for marraige to have sex are full of shit.
This goes double for my roommate, the one who bragged about being a virgin on facebook, currently having loud shower sex.
I’m a little jealous, I’ve never actually had shower sex.
How is this dumb, boring, lazy girl getting laid but not me?
Oh right, the guys who want me I wouldn’t fuck with a...
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