Whoa, is that what fanmail looks like? My reply was too long so I have to do it here.

Ok, so I work at Chili’s. The building is somewhat oddly situated between a highway and the main road in the shopping center in which it is located. The entrance faces the highway but is clearly marked on both sides of the building. I had this middle aged couple come in not too long ago and ask if we were really Chili’s or if we were another restaurant. Completely ignoring the fact that I was wearing a Chili’s shirt and the sign above the door that they came through said “Chili’s”. I actually thought they were kidding.